Bubba has a double-wide. Jim Bob has a single-wide. Bubba's been cooking chitlins. But now he is chasing Daisy (his girlfriend)round the pickup and forgets to turn the burner off. He burns his double-wide to the ground. Jim Bob wishes he could help Bubba, but its all he can do to make the payments on his single-wide. So Rosco, Bubba's buddy, gets Leroy to take money away from Jim Bob so Bubba can get back on his feet.
Who's the sorry dog Redneck? And why?
12 Days (Day 12)
8 years ago
4 comments:
I typed "sorry dog redneck" without the quotes in a google search, and this page came up first. Just thought you should know out of the many web pages, yours was first in a search on google.
Is the answer Mike, since he lets his dog sniff his fritos about fifteen minutes before posting this?
Jimmy,
Well said. Especially post #2. Does my being #1 on a Google search qualify me as an elitist? What an honor. I have been elevated to plateaus far beyond my wildest expectations. When do I get my trophy?
What in the world are you doing posting at 1 in the morning? My noticing your posting time has effected my view of you. I was very impressed with your posts until I saw what time you posted them. It was then that I realized that I was not enamored with one who possessed great intellectual prowess, but rather was buffaloed by one whose brain was sleep deprived.
I have been sick and couldn't sleep last night. It seems as soon as school lets out, my body decides to go into "let's aggravate James" mode. I am usually asleep by 11:00 pm at latest. Last night, since I couldn't sleep, instead I alternated between working on our next quarter of literature for the Jr. High and High School boys and High School girls classes and commenting on your blog.
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